Foster’s Porn Story: Know your stars Fosters Home for Imaginary Friend Chapter 16

Sorry
Im late, again, there was a tornado here and Ive had some free
time and a test, and I forgot about his, but now heres the next
chapter.

Oh
and instead of Red, Ive put in some guest stars!

Chapter
16

Guest
stars

Everyone,
including Red, was incredibly anxious to see who the guest stars
would be. (RHYME!)

Wow,
I wonder who it is? asked Wilt.

Its
going to be some big star you all probably know. I said coming out
from behind the stage.

Hey
Hellfire. Everyone said as I came out from backstage.

So
whos the guest star? asked Mr. Herriman.

Oh
youll see. I said with a smile on my face.

Okay
people places, were coming on soon. The voice said as
everybody cleared the stage.

The
stage turned dark, everybody was shaking with anticipation, as the
guest star arrived. As they came into clear sight, everyone could see
that there was 2 of them, as the figures came closer everybody would
soon see their identities.

And
the guest stars were.

(suspense)

(suspense)

(suspense)

They
were

BEAVIS
AND BUTTHEAD!

DUN
DUN NUN NUN DUNI DUN DUNI DUNUH!

Everybody
let out cries of misery as the 2 most idiotic people in existence
came onto the stage.

Them?
asked Frankie.

Why
them? Mac said as he sighed while he was naked in a cage.

Whoa,
check it out Butthead, were on TV. Beavis said.

Yeah
this is going to be cool, were getting paid. Butthead said.

Know
your stars, know your stars, know your stars.

Whoa
check it out Butthead, the ceilings talking to us.

Butthead
slapped Beavis.

You
dumbass, thats some guy in a booth.

Beavis,
he loves ACDC.

No
thats Buttheads band, and that sucks, Mettalicas the cool
band.

Butthead
slapped Beavis again.

Uh
huh, huh, no its not you dumbass, ACDC rules Metallica sucks.

The
2 of them punched each other to the floor and started beating each
other up.

Knock
it off you 2!

They
stopped. Uh huh huh uh huh uh huh huh.

Butthead,
his head is an actual butt.

Uh
huh, that might actually be true.

Beavis
and Butthead, are trying to poison Americas youth.

Uh
huh, yeah, poison yourself Americas youth.

Get
off the stage you 2, your are destroying the young ones! Mr.
Herriman yelled.

Dont
make us leave, please. Butthead said.

Yeah,
heh, yeah, heh, please dont make us stand up right now cause,
youre a guy right? asked Beavis.

Yeah,
our pencils are hard. Butthead finished.

Beavis,
thinks all the women on this show suck.

Yeah,
heh, heh, wheres all the naked chicks, all these teenage women
suck!

Frankie,
Duchess, Louise, and Goo, and all the other girls came up and yelled
WHAT DID YOU SAY? and approached him very angrily.

1069er,
1069er, we got hoars on the feti, we need back up now!

Mr.
Herriman then approached the blonde very angrily.

AHHH!
HES TRYIN TO TOUCH MY WEINER!

Butthead,
kicked a guy in the Jimmy twice.

Hey.
That was only because he made me, and it was pretty cool too.

Everybody
just stared at Butthead.

Uh,
hehe, I think I gotta got to the bathroom, bad.

Beavis
and Butthead, if they found a new species of butterfly, they would
rip its wings off.

Yeah,
stupid-ass butterfly, then wed stomp on it! Hehe! Beavis
laughed.

Beavis,
you have a phone call.

The
phone rung and Beavis picked it up.

Hehe,
yeah?

I
sometimes wet the bed, is that a problem?

Is
this, is this, hey Stuart! What a weiner.

Oh
no.

Stuart
wets his bed, dunuh! (in the middle: oh god! And then she hangs up.)
Stuart wets his bed dunuh! Heheh!

Then
he hung up.

Butthead,
if Beavis ever cried for humanity, he would slap him.

Yeah,
cause hes being a little bitch

(Your
going to love this next part.)

Beavis,
if you hack him up on sugar, hell sprout a 1000 dollars.

Everybody,
when they heard this force fed Beavis 100 gallons of sugar, which
caused him to turn into his alter-ego.

I
am Cornholio! I need pee pee for my bunghole!

What
just happened? asked Wilt.

Its
like that one guy that turns into the Hulk. Butthead commented.

Young
man, stop that this instant. Herriman said with him and the other
boys going toward the hacked up teen.

Do
not make my bunghole angry.

Im
going to hurt you badly. Ed said.

Are
you threatening me?

Yes!
then they came forward and a strange black hole covered the stage.

YOU
HAVE AWAKENED MY BUNGHOLE, AND NOW YOU MUST PAY!

Beavis/Cornholio
flew around and snapped Duchesss neck, but before anybody could
celebrate, B/C started chasing them around. And before long the whole
stage was in panic.

Wait
stop, what are, no, AHHHHH!

UH
HUH, wow this was cool! Butthead said.

To
be contined

Please
note, I have a current liking for Beavis and Butthead, and most of
the things they said came from the BABB sound board.

Next
is Red (for reals)