Foster’s Porn Story: Im Your Number One Fanfiction Chapter 2

Disclaimer: I
dont Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, except Glee (who is my
OC).

Note: Warning!
Serious fanfics containing slash and lemons ahead.

-Chapter 2: Of Slash
and Lemons-

The imaginary gang glanced over Bloos shoulders
and read the title and summary of another story Bloo just clicked.

Brokeback
Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
By:
SlashLuvAllTheWay
Summary: Three different tales about three
lovers with a forbidden passion. Will they ever have a happy ending?
Complete. B/M, C/H and E/W Slash.

Im sorry, but
what is this slash? Wilt asked.
Do I look like the author
to you? Bloo replied disdainfully.
Co co co co co co co co,
Coco said.
Swordfighting? Cool! I bet it has cool and gruesome
violence!
But me dont like violence! Eduardo
whines.
Oh, dont worry, Ed, Im not sure it wont be
that GRUESOME, Glee said.
Everyone started to read the story
and

(A/N: The rest of
the fanfic in this fanfic has been censored, and it will not be
shown, so your poor innocent minds will not suffer disturbing mental
scars for the rest of your life. However, you may only get glimpses
of some words from the fanfic.)

I love you.

Please
kiss me!

I want you tonight!

Lets try
a new position

Then he pressed his lips against

Well, that was fun.

After reading the story, everyone
(except Glee) had shocked and disgusted faces.
WooooOOOOOOW!!!
Glee exclaimed in surprise. Bloo, youre so MANLY!!! Why
couldnt you be like that in real life?
Bloo fainted; Coco
literally turned white; Wilt screamed; and Eduardo turned green and
ran out the room. Glee then heard a ralph sound outside.
After
Glee calmed everyone down, and reviving Bloo, Wilt said, Im
sorry, but were not reading a slash again.
Agreed,
Bloo said, shuddering.
Read what again? they heard a voice
and the Friends turned around to see Mac walking in.
Hey, guys?
Whats going on? I saw Eduardo before coming here, he looked kinda
sick, Mac said.
Well, well, well look whos here. Ickle
Mackkie-poo, Bloo remarked coolly.
Ickle Mackkie where
did you get that silly name? Mac asked, looking surprised.
Oh,
why dont you ask your girlfriend Goo?
Mac looks outraged.
Bloo! Goo is not my girlfriend and she never calls me that!
Is that a denial? Sus-pi-cioooooouuuuuusssssssss.
Dont
listen to him, Mac. Bloo had just been reading some silly story,
Wilt said.
Bloo, you cant just believe anything you read,
Mac told his Imaginary Friend.
Oh, really? And what history
books? Or Cosmopolitan? Or even Batman comics? Do you believe them?
Bloo stated.
I love Batman! Glee squealed.

Meanwhile
in Gotham City
Master Bruce, are you getting a cold? Youre
shivering, Alfred the butler asked the billionaire Bruce Wayne.
I
think, somewhere, a small green imaginary friend was talking about me
as Batman
Back at Fosters Home

Mac shook his
head with impatience and stopped when the computer caught his
eye.
Hey, what have you been reading? he asked, burning with
curiosity.
Co co co co, Coco replied.
Fanfiction? Wow,
I thought they never exist! Mac exclaimed.
What? Bloo
gasped. You knew this stuff?
Well, not really. But I
heard that fanfiction is a community of stories, called
fanfics, written by admirers, called fans, of a TV show,
movie, or book they like. And most of the stories are usually made up
for entertainment.
Bloo stared at Mac with his jaw hanging
open. You knew this stuff and you never told me?!!?
Hey,
since you know fanfiction, Mac, maybe you can help us figure out
which fanfic is a good one or not, Wilt suggested.
Well, I
dont know I heard that fanfics are notorious for bad plots and
something else I dont remember, Mac said hesitantly.
Oh,
be a sport, Ickle Macckie-poo, Bloo teased.
All right! Just
stop calling me that!
Mac took Bloos seat and looks for
another story.
Hey, I think I found a good one. Mac began to
read the summary. Bloo just found the love of his life.
Slash
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! The Imaginary
Friends screamed, startling Mac.
Okay, okay, I wont check
it out! Mac said quickly. Then he spotted another story. Hey,
what about this one?

Imaginary
Kisses
Summary: Frankie spends a night with a certain tall, red
imaginary friend. Extreme Lemon.

Oooooooooh, I
think I know who this tall, red imaginary friend is, Bloo
said slyly, winking at Wilt.
I dont see whats the big
deal, Bloo; I mean, Frankie and I are just
friends.
Sus-pi-ciooooouuuusssssssssss.
I never
heard of this lemon before, wonder what that means, Mac
said.
Glee thought for a while.
Oooh, juice! she said
excitedly.
See, Bloo, it could be me and Frankie selling
lemonade at night, Wilt tells the blue Friend. Bloo just scoffed.

Um, I never heard of
someone selling lemonades at night, Mac stated, thinking.

Wonder who does
that? Glee wondered.

Galactic Overlord,
Bloo replied.

Mac ignores his
imaginary friend and clicks on the story and they began reading.

(A/N: Again, most
of the story wont be shown here; use your imagination.)

Frankie feels
his gentle hand all over her skin and her shirt was pulled off. She
pressed her lips against his a passionate hunger she didn’t knew it
existed. Wilt returned that kiss, and they fell gracefully upon the
bed… Their moans were the only thing heard in that room, including
the movements of his muscles gliding up and down … she was
screaming uncontrollably

At the end of the
story

Ohmigosh!!!!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO FRANKIE????!!!!? Mac shouted at
Wilt.
NOTHING I SWEAR!!!! IM SORRY! IM SORRY! IM
SORRY! IM SORRY! IM SORRY! IM SORRY! Wilt apologized,
blushing wildly and he then runs out the room.
I think I lost
my innocence, Bloo remarked feebly.
Co co co co co, Coco
agreed.
That is the most beautiful thing I have ever read,
Glee sniffed happily.
Okay, this time, lets look for funny
fanfics, Mac decided after calming down.
But Ill be the
one to pick this time, Bloo said.

Bloo pushes Mac off the
chair and sits down.

Lemme see the bloo friend scrolls down and spots a new
story. Ooh, how about this?

Everyone reads the title and the summary.

It looks okay, and it even says it has humor and parody in it,
Mac said.

Whats a parody? Glee inquired.

Who cares? It doesnt even say slash or lemon in
it!

Click!

Dont ask me why I
put those stories because I HAD TO! And dont you dare say Im a
pervert or something

What story will they
read next? R/R please. No flames.