Foster’s Porn Story: THE DOCTOR IS IN Chapter 16
HOWDY, HOWDY KO!
IVAN: ITS HO!
GOLLY: I LIKE BANANAS!
Alrighty then! Last time, the fabulous five temporarily escaped the clutches of the pigsand their owner, Lord Scionious (Formerly Dr. Herrimanwho was formerly Mr. Herriman :P).So now they were up in their (Frankies ownership not included, since she has her own room) room and Bloo was too lazy to think of any plans to help the situation. So now the other four are heading back to Lord Scioniouss office of doom to search one last time for any hints of his weakness. OR DOES HE NOT? (XD)
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
Wilt poked his head out of the door and scanned the surroundings for anymore weird activities. The coast is clear! Wilt whispered. Okay, Frankie responded. Wilt, Ed, Coco, and Frankie slipped out of the room as quietly as they could. This way. Frankie pointed towards a certain direction. The four walked quietly through the hallways, keeping an eye out for anything suspicious. Amazingly, they noticed that there was nothing crazy going on. Frankie was quite surprised by this, as she wouldve thought that Herri- Scionious wouldve done something by now to eat up more of their sanitiesor something. (:P) Eventually, the friends and crew member finally made it to Herri-Scioniouss office of deathI mean doom.
Well that was easy! Wilt said. But Wilt spoke MUCH too soon. A loud bang was heard at the door. Responding to the noise, the four turned around to stare at the source. Sure enough, the door itself had shut ! And as soon as they turned around again, standing a few feet away from them was an up-side down bowl with bugs, one of those Anime-like cat mouths, human like arms and legs, and was holding a wooden spoon in each hand. and outlines of where its eyes should be. He very slowly walked towards the gang by lifting one foot after the other, banging the spoons together while constantly shouting in a squeaky, southern accent, JOHNNY ATE MY TOOTH PICKS WHOLE! JOHNNY ATE MY TOOTH PICKS WHOLE! JOHNNY ATE MY TOOTH PICKS WHOLE! The bugs held colorful streamers with “Streamers. lol.” painted on them. They spun in circles, squeaking: “ALL US BUS BELONGS TO YOUR DUNG HATS!”
The gang ran to the door (After screaming again. :P) and tried to break it down, which they succeeded, but then were surrounded by what looked like over a hundred red-eyed pencils. They all screamed, in very monsterous voices, random things: HEY YOU, TAKE THE TESTTHE TEST OF DEATH! FAIL IN MAJOR SCIENCES! EVERYONES FAVORITE TIME IS PIE TIME! I HAVE EIGHTY-SEVEN THOUSAND CINNAMIN-FLAVORED TOE NAIL CLIPPINGS THAT I GARDENED AFTER I WATCHED A NONSTOP MARATHON ABOUT A SHOW THAT IS ABOUT PEOPLE IN THE FUTURE ALWAYS DEPRESSED AND BEING ATTACKED BY GIANT MONSTERS FOR NO APPARENT REASON! Whats a sock?
While still shouting random quotes, the friends and crew member burst through the pencils, knocking them out of their way, some screamed as they were being knocked aside. When they got back to the room (Where Bloo was still in) it was locked and blocked off, covered by green gelatinous blobs with red nuclei in the center of their bodies, like icky Jelly-O that had contained a thirty year old meatball thats been laying out in the sun for the previous five days (Is that even possible? OO). They all screamed again. Bloos still in there! Wilt cried out. We cant do anything now! Frankie answered fearfully. So they shifted directions, however, the friends were following the crew member down the stairs. WHEREAREWE…GOING? Wilt huffed while raising his voice, due to loud noises that suddenly began occurring in the background. WEREHEADINGDOWNSTAIRS! Frankie answered.
The four found the stairs, but rather run down them, they slid down the railing, which they found out in a few seconds was soaked with water. “This railing is soaked!” Wilt pointed out. “Never mind that!” Frankie responded, “Just slide faster!” Ed began to cry out, “I can’t go any faster!” “COCOCOCO!” (You know who said this, right:P) Lord Scionious appeared riding the Robathog from before, matching his speed with the friends and crew member. Now now Ms. Walakooky, he started in his high-pitched, exaggerated, and monstrous voice, I told you plenty of times not to slide down the water slide of the Nim! Frankie responded rather loudly and angerly, DONT YOU EVER GET TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT THE STUPID NIM? Hmmwell seeing that Manga Zoolas still lives foreverNOOOOO! and he cackled insanely while increasing his speed, disappearing into the distance, which is where Coco, Wilt, Ed, and Frankie will soon end up, once they were done sliding in squares down the stairs.
At the very end, the four victims of the ravenous Scionious were dazed. After shaking their heads to shake off the dizziness, Frankie ran in a certain direction while the three friends ran after her. NOW where are we going? Wilt asked. We gotta get outta the house and call the police! Frankie responded. Cococococo? Coco asked. Well theyre gonna have to let it slide this time! We got a REAL emergency here! And besides, all Bloo did was knocked over a shelf full of paddle-balls! Oh, I hope hes okay, even if he is a lazy jerk! Wilt stated, worried. Si! Ed agreed, equally as worried. Coco! Ohh, if only that IDIOT just came with us! He better be alright, or else Ill have a hard time explaining to Mac why Bloo just got mauled by a deranged lunatic who Mac will formerly have seen as an organized rule-making freak!
Well thats it for now! Let us hope Bloo does survive this ordealif he even knows whats going on, that is.
IVAN: He must, seeing as how the door is covered by many green blobs with red nuclei.
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