Foster’s Porn Story: Peanuts Chapter 4

Blooregard
Q. Kazoo was slumped in the arms of Delilah, a strange girl he saw a
lot of nowadays. Theyd both despised each other at first meeting,
(which Ill talk about later), but soon after had realized how much
they actually shared in common with one another. Since then theyd
grown quite attached, and Bloo visited her most weeks, mainly when he
was bored. They were lying on her bed in the small flat she lived in
about 5 blocks away from Fosters, and were discussing pop-tarts.

Heh-heh,
yeah.. Bloo replied in answer to Delilahs previous point, -and
I loveeeee the ones with sprinkles on them, too- dontcha
just love those ones? The sprinkly ones..?

Yeah,
Bloo, I do Delilah said, beaming with her bright smile and blue
eyes into Bloos even Blooer eyes, We can get some from
WalMart later if youre staying til after dinner?

Bloo
twisted his lips. He seriously adored that offer, he
definitely did wanna stay and hang out some more with Delilah
and then go to Wal-Mart wit Delilah and then eat dinner with
Delilah and then consumebeautiful sugary sprinkly
pop-tarts with Delilah til his teeth ached and stomach hurt like
nothing else then have some more fun with Delilah, but he knew
he couldnt. Although it didnt matter whatsoever to him, hed
already skipped some meeting thing at Fosters to go see Delilah,
and was probably missing out on some important gossip. Plus, hed
had a night planned with the boys (such as Wilt & Eduardo) in the
arcade playing Space Invaders, and he was desperate to see the looks
on both of their faces once he finally beat Eduardos high score.
Although he was still quite torn between the two, so he frowned to
show Delilah his indecision and disappointment that going back to
Fosters would have to be the final decision.

Sorry,
D, as much as Id love to do that so much I think the
folks need me back at Fosters, which sucks ass, I know how
about tomorrow?!

Delilahs
expression turned from peaceful to pissed. She pushed Bloo off her
stomach, sat up, crossed her arms, and smooshed her face into a
glare. She was always so good at these facial expressions. And
although hed known her for about 6 weeks now, Bloo still seemed to
fall for them.

Awww,
D, come on! he cried, clinging to her arm.

Delilahs
face suddenly became manic, and she laughed in Bloos face, poking
him hard.

Haha!
Youre too easy, B! As long as I get to go to-

–No!
Bloo said, suddenly holding her long fingernail back with one arm,
catching on that she was at it again, asking if she could visit
Fosters this time to see him. Shed been doing it for the past
month or so, and he just managed to stop her every time before she
got too deep into the gritty details. No matter how much she pried
and asked Why the hell not, B? or moaned Its not freakin
fair! Youve been round here about a million times and I
havent been round there once! hed just answer No!
in order to stop them going any further through the doors of
Fosters. It was like there hed never talk about Delilah, and
with Delilah hed never talk about Fosters. He liked to keep
both parts of his life on secretive terms for different reasons.

–Uhhhh!
Beeeeeeeeeee!!!!

This time
it really did seem Delilah meant it when she glared once again and
began beating the bed mattress with her fists. She stopped, her
nostrils flared, and stared at Bloo with flying daggers.

–But
you PROMISED!

That was
true. Bloo had mentioned the last time hed seen Delilah and
maybe the time before that AND the time before that that hed
let her come to Fosters the next time she went to meet him but
he still didnt feel like letting her see that side of his life
even though he trusted her almost completely. What would she
think of it? She probably wouldnt want to hang out with him
anymore after meeting some of the others (who had way
different interests to him, even including his creator Mac) who lived
there with him.

He tried
to perform the puppy eyes on her again.

-I
know, D, and Im sowwy

-Ima
find my own way there!! she said, her face suddenly jumping at his
again, her arms now clasped tightly around his, teeth gritted. She
was such a psycho at times. Im telling you, I bet its
easyYou said its 5 blocks-!

-Its-
but Bloo couldnt argue. He was actually getting into the
Delilah-dare state of mind again. Ysee, B and D always had bets on
that one of them couldnt perform a specific task, just like
mischievous mates do, and past examples had included whether Bloo
could run around Delilahs whole block in the total nude (even
though that didnt take much hes practically naked, anyway,
so he won that one), whether he could eat 20
super-sharp-fudge-fudgies in one go (only just won that one), and
whether Delilah could shoplift 4 items from the make-up section at
Walmart (of course, Delilah got away with that one).

Bloo
immediately began chattering again.

-Okay
I bet that you cant make it to Fosters by 1oclock
tomorrow!

They were
both grinning their evil grins simultaneously, their faces just a few
centimetres apart. But Delilahs grin was still the widest and
creepiest.

-Its
awn, Mr. Poptart!