Foster’s Porn Story: THE DOCTOR IS IN Chapter 10
Well, folks, terribly sorry about the delay, but I came down with something (Cold, sore/swollen throat, cough) Plus, there was the school trip, which began well, but didnt end well. Plus I got crazy headache and pain in my feet on the way I’m ok now. Soanyways, heres the danger I promised! (Some references may be made tooagain:P)
CHAPTER TEN
(A NEW RECORD:P)
Bloo, Wilt, Coco, and Eduardo ran from the dungeon to a whole new different room. While it still had the medieval feeling to it, it was much, larger. (What the-:P) I dont remember this room being here! Bloo commented. Thats because there never was! Wilt implied, But where did it come from? Dr. Herrimans voice came from a speaker from no where, Thats because I built it, stupid fool of all fooly foolsFOOLS STUPID! Along with others that connect each other like Stack-Os! …Cocococo. Coco stated. Well too bad, golf head! COCO! THATS RIGHT, GOLF HEAD! I SAID, STATED, AND CLEARLY IMPLIED GOLF HEAD! Anyways, I have set up this nob-sickle court with many weaponry! I did this all in a nano-second by eating tacos fused together with pork rimes, jelly beans, and Super Colorful Star! Ed was confused, Whats that? Its your-TEN SECONDS! At first, the gang had no idea what he meant by suddenly shouting out loud ten seconds, but then they noticed a storm of insects was crawling towards them from the dungeon. They screamed and started running. They looked for a door and noticed an old wooden double door that was all the way at the end of the room. Bloo blurted while panting, Piece of ca- but before he finished saw blades appeared out of nowhere, flying towards the four friends. Once again, they screamed, but continued running. They looked back at the bug swarm, and as soon as they looked back towards the front, the blades almost hit them. Wilt jumped over one and ducked another one, while lifting his legs high enough to dodge two more that almost hit him. Coco quickly laid an egg and pulled out a mop. (oO) She held it with her mouth and whacked the blades away as they were flying towards her. Ed was jumping over and bending his massive body to avoid the saws while yelping at each dodge. The rest of the saws were too high to hit Bloo, except for the last one. He jumped on it and attempted to ride it, but it spun to fast, throwing him off. He immediately got up and continued running
Finally, they reached the doors and closed them as soon as they entered. What was THAT all about! Bloo scream to Dr. Herriman, who was of course no where. Good, very good. You have resisted my Ten-Second-Trap-Til-Doom Time. However, that was only the beginning. HERE COMES THE MAIN COURSE! The four friends looked ahead and saw an obstacle course of traps, switches, and machinery in ANOTHER medieval type room, which was particularly rather large. They just stared at the obstacle course bug-eyed. Dr. Herriman initiated the count down, READYSETGO! he said the three words so fast it all sounded like one word. Bloo, Wilt, Coco, and Ed just ran across the room. The first was a small maze with the walls composed of discarded, but still usable chicken buckets, and they appeared to have had a purple aura around each other. In this maze, you must find the exit WITHOUT knocking over the bucketsFULL OF VENOM! Were dead. Bloo commented. They just walked through the maze. They all got lost at some point and Ed almost knocked over a bucket, but eventually the found theyre way out.
Next up, the glass strangler! Dr. Herriman warned. The four stopped and looked up. They saw an enormous robot evil clown with a menacing smile on its face, prompting Ed to shiver cowardly. The clown robot started throwing objects made of glass at the four friends. They just ran to different parts of the area avoiding the glass while trying to keep from stepping on the remnants on the floor. Coco! Coco had an laid four eggs, which all had cleats. Great idea, Coco! Wilt commented. They all placed them on, now giving them the ability to step on the remnants without receiving any sort of damage. Dr. Herriman saw this and growled within his private quarters, which were very much like the room in which the film for movie is kept while currently airing. He grabbed the microphone and shouted, IT IS NOW TIME FOR LEVEL TWO! See if you can dodge THIS! The glass strangler stopped throwing glass, but instead threw bouncy balls all over the place. The four friends screamed, and tried their best to dodge them, but Bloo was geting hit left and right in the head (Sound familiar?) Eventually, they stopped coming. Everyone was fine, except Bloo, whom was dazed from the balls. Wilt picked up Bloo and they all ran towards the next area.
It appeared that it was nothing but a large circle chalked into the floor. Wilt set down Bloo was no longer dazed, and they all stared at it in confusion. Hmmthis looks familiar Bloo thought out loud. So wakalookas, you play fair, eh? Well then prepare yourselves! For I give youthe Garment Punisher! They just all looked confused. While distracted, two robot hands placed together a pair of briefs on Wilt, but none of them noticed. Why is it called the Garment Puni-WAAUUGGHH! the robot hands were giving Wilt an atomic wedgie! Another pair of arms, one hand holding a giant mug of hot Cocoa, grabbed Coco and placed her in the room temperature beverage. Two other arms grabbed Bloo and held him in the air, while two more appeared. The only difference was that the fingers appeared to have been covered with some sort of liquid substance, much likesaliva! Uhhcant we just talk this out? You know, go with something lessgross? Bloo asked Dr. Herriman in a nervous manner. Obviously he ignored Bloo, since the fingers entered Bloos ears and gently and slowly rotated. Bloo was disgusted by this eerie sensation and screamed. Enjoy your Wet-Willie, Bloo.
Ed realized he was the only one left, seeing that Dr. Herriman had nothing planned for him. He looked at all the others in horror, as Wilt was receiving a wedgie, Coco was dipped in Cocoa, and Bloo was receiving a Wet-Willie. Ed was too frightened to do anything to help his friends. He covered his face in fear. But then he remembered Bloos words: “Ed, hes being mean to us!”
Ed suddenly grew brave and ferocious. NO ONE CAN BE MEAN TO MY BEST FRIENDS! He grabbed the Garment Punishers arms and rip them right off the base hanging from the ceiling. Wilt fell to the ground, removing the briefs and rubbing his backside of pain. Then Ed zipped to the giant cup. He tore that off from the base hanging from the ceiling as well, and dumped the whole beverage, including Coco, out of the mug. Coco just stood there and blinked twice. Finally, Ed zipped to the arms giving Bloo a wet-willie. He separated the hand from the wrist of the left arm, and then the other. Bloo fell to the ground, and pulled the hands out of his ears, and stuck his fingers in his own ears to rid himself of the yucky sensation. Ed stood in place, with his hands in the air, and shouted to Dr. Herriman just any old where, Ha! Eduardo broke your stupid machines! No one be mean to Eduardos friends! NOBODY HURTS EDUARDOS FRIENDS! NO ONE! Ed began to hyperventilate afterwards. The other three just stared at him in way like he was overreacting. Bloo walked up to him and patted him on the back and said causally, Calm down Ed, they were just torture devices, not instant death machines. Ed instantaneously calmed down and chuckled, embarrassed.
Soooooooooooooo A small monitor on a pole with a spring coiled around it lowered from the ceiling with Dr. Herrimans face on it. You want to play rough, eh? Well then, now its YOUR turn, Ed! Youre probably wondering why I didnt this yet, and it is because, I was saving the best for last! He laughed maniacally before the screen shut off and rose back up out of sight. Suddenly a noise came from the ceiling. Then they saw an enormous silver metal machine that looked like some type of cannon. The four friends were stunned, including Ed, whose bravery miraculously disappeared. The machine began to violently vibrate for half a minute. After that amount time, it launched what is possibly the most horrid thing in the worldno, universe. It worse than a comet, even worse than a mastermind, and even worse than a mastermind and a mad scientist combined. The machine spewed out a deadly, frightening, chill bringingleaf. (Initiate anime-falling-on-head thing. :P)
The leaf fell ever slowly towards the ground. Soon, it landed on Eds head. Ed just stood there looking like it was no big deal. Suddenly he let out a scream of terror and fear. He ran around in circles, screaming, WAAAAAUUUGGGHH! HELP! HELP! GET IT OFF! IT WANTS TO SUCK OUT MY BRAINS AND EAT MY EYES! Bloo, Coco, and Wilt just stood there, staring at Ed in disbelief. Bloo sighed, and said without any emotion whatsoever, Alright. Defense maneuver number seven. Wilt held out his hands, still with the same disbelief look. Coco jumped into his hands with the same look as well, followed by Bloo jumping into her mouth with the look just as well. Wilt leaned back, then threw his arms forward without letting go of Coco, while Coco used her mouth to throw Bloo onto Ed, even though he was running around constantly. Bloo held on to Eds horns while the sides of his mouth were flapping in the wind and teeth gritted. He picked the leaf off of Eds head, jumped off despite the velocity, and shouted to Ed, Ed! I have it! It cant hurt you now! Ed stopped running instantaneously, but stood and shivered in fear, saying, Buti-itsstill not away. Bloo let out a frustrated sigh, and threw the leaf into his mouth, chewing it up, and then swallowing it. Ed calmed down and let out a sigh of relief. Dr. Herrimans voice boomed, THE GAME IS NOT OVER BY A LONG SHOT! YOU HAVE ONLY SURPASSED LEVEL BASE ONE! NOW IT IS TIME FOR LEVEL BASE TWO! HONKEY SLONKEY! (oO)
Im gonna end right there, so this is only Danger Part One. Part Two will be next time! Stay sharp:D