Foster’s Porn Story: THE DOCTOR IS IN Chapter 14
Okay peoples, Chapter Fourteen is on the waynow. Although I must say that I think Im running out of ideas. But I will say thisit STILL isnt over yet! Not by a long shot! (I think. :P)
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Last time, Dr. Herriman seems to have somehow achieved ultimate power, and has become an Emperor Palpatine-esque wizard named Lord Sionious. How he did, we will never know, but now the gang has returned to the first scene of the crime and is searching for any sign of the evil overlords weakness.
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
The five walked out and saw Herrimans workbench from before, only now, it was destroyed. Uh oh, looks like we here a little late. Ed said in disappointment. Eh, close enough. Lets search the remains. Wilt suggested. They four friends and crew member searched what was left of workbench. Bloo called out, Ohmychocolate pie Everyone else came to Bloo, with Wilt asking excitingly, What did you find! Bloo was sitting down facing away from everyone else, This is the best thing ever. He muttered, while charging his excited voice. Yes? Frankie asked. Its Yes? Ed asked as well. Its Coco? (You know who said thatright:P) ItsA LIMITED EDITION ICE CHARADE KEY CHAIN! Bloo held out a key chain that had the many fruit from the show and Ice Charade in big gold shiny letters, while the rest of it was quite shiny itself.
Everyone shot Bloo glares, but Bloo was too happy to even notice and said out-loud while staring at the key chain in happiness, This is only the best thing in the Universe! They dont even sell these anymore! Its likea dream come true! They made these only once! And just when I thought my life was over when Mac and I lost a perfect opportunity to get these gold mines of awesomeness! He rubbed the key chain against his cheek. I cant believe this is the guy who saved me Frankie muttered to herself in disbelief.
The gang continued to look around. After about twenty minutes of searching, (Wow, it took that long?) the gang gathered together. Nothing? Frankie asked sadly. Everyone else shook their heads. Suddenly, Lord Sioniouss evil laughter was heard from the house echoing. Followed by strange noises, such as a car horn, a dolphin chirp, a monkey screaming, a clowns horn and something that went a long the lines of Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger accompanied by some sort of goofy music. They all stared at each other in fear, with Frankie asking, Where do we go now? Theres nothing out here and that deranged fuzz ball is inside and if we go even the slightest close to there, hell totally kill us! Wilt began, Well, maybe we sh- and thats when a giant sandworm (o.O) with shiny black eyes, burst from the ground out of randomness, roaring. Everyone screamed, except for Bloo, who attempted to jump onto the worm while shouting, Ha! If I beat that Mr. Infernoid thing, I can surly- but the worm whacked Bloo with his tail before he finished. He landed into Frankies arms while drunkenly saying, Daisyjones The worm roared again. The gang ran the other direction while panting. Bloo was actually still in Frankies arms, who regained his mind and watched as the worm chased them. After a long time of chasing the worm disappeared, and they stopped immediately. Bloo was confused and asked, Why did we stop? He looked into their direction and saw something horrific. You have got to be kidding me (Uh-oh)
On the nearby hill was an enormous group of what appeared to be cyborg pigs that each had one red eye. In the center was a large, dark brown robot warthog. It had red eyes, large tusks, and giant bat wings. Lord Scionious, who was half the robot warthogs size, sat on its back, holding the katana (From Chapter Three) in his left hand and a saif in his right hand. It looked like the saif had a message encrypted into it, but from the distance the gang was at, it could not be read. Lord Scionious lifted the swords up and pointed into the direction of the gang, followed by him shouting CHARGE! the evil pigs snorted and the robot warthog roared into the sky. Oie! Ed whimpered.
The pig army including the hog with Lord Scionious riding it charged towards the group of friends and crew member. The five screamed the scream of their lives and ran as fast as they could back to the house basement. After a while of running they finally made it. They entered at the same time, but got stuck in the progress, but eventually squeezed through, and closed the door tightly. Lord Scioniouss voice could be heard, saying, Whoa, Sir Pigalot the Robathog! It is locked. We shall wait for the wakalookas to exit, and then thats when we steal their cookies and beat their cup of teas with salami! What is WRONG with him! Frankie exclaimed more than asked. I know! Bloo stated, I mean, cyborg pigs? Why not cyborg dragons, or an evil overlord as his cohort? Or better yet- Frankie stuck an orange into his mouth to prevent him from speaking anymore.
It seems that were in an even bigger situation then ever! Wilt stated. Weve got to find away to get ourselves out of this! Uh Ed started, Uhmake robot bacon? No, I dont think thatll work. Wilt said. Cococococococo? Coco implied. WellI dont think thatll work. They all looked at Frankie, who said, Dont look at me! I was kidnapped and almost killed! Twice. Wilt added. Y-yeahtwice. Bloo spat the orange out of his mouth, and it bounced all around the room before hitting a gong that for some reason just stood in the room. I know I know! We get our butts out there, and FIGHT like men and women! WHAT! Frankie exclaimed, Bloo, there was like, thirty pigs out there and some robotwarthogbatthing! Plus Lord Scionious. And there are only five of us! How are we gonna defeat all THOSE guys? And even if we do, theres still Lord Scionious with his electric powers, like from that movie about those people with laser guns and laser swords.
Wellwhat about Mr. Infernoid? I totally beat that thing, didnt I? Bloo said proudly. Wellyeah Frankie said, but that was only ONE monster you fought! So! Bloo argued, It was like fighting a bunch of other guys. Yeah. Frankie replied in disbelief. Bloo folded his arms and said, Well, if you were awaked, you wouldve seen it. Wha-uh-well-ungh! Whatever! Does anyone else have a plan? No we do not, and Bloos right! Wilt stood up. There is no one else but us who can save the day now! We have to fight, not only for our lives, but for the safety of all that is good! Especially Madam Foster and Uncle Pockets! It is our duty to protect this house against evil! Our duty to undo the damage! Our duty to ward off all enemies! And ultimately in the end, our duty to save Herriman, one way or another!
Cocococococo? Coco was standing behind Wilt on a box holding the Flag of the United States behind him as a background. Wilt responded, Oh, yeah, you can stop now. Coco jumped down and walked over to the other three. Your right, Wilt. Frankie said, Even if we lack the ability to fight, we have to stand up to that freak! Ed silently cried, That was beautiful Bloo wasnt exactly impressed, Ok, I think you went a little over board, but yes! Come one everyone! Lets go make some pork!
Everyone stood there. Come oooooooon! What are you all waiting for? Bloo impatiently asked. Um, Bloo,” Wilt started,”Its not that simple. We need something to fight with. Our toy guns are out of toy ammo. Coco! Coco laid a few plastic eggs, opening up to reveal not only BB gun balls, but flamethrowers and frying pans as well. Coco? You can lay stuff like that? Frankie asked concerned. Coco just smiled nervously. (Much like in Cuckoo for Coco Cards) Everyone grabbed something and ran out. The cyborg pig army and Lord Scionious on the Robathog were standing there. Well, well, welllooks whos coming to brunch. Its one in the morning you crazy idiot! Frankie snapped. GET THEM! Lord Scionious yelled. The cyborg pigs snorted violently and charged towards the friends and crew member. Wilt shot various BB Gun balls at about five pigs. Immediately they disappeared into a puff of smoke, startling Wilt. What the-!
FOOL! YOU HAVE SENT THEM BACK TO THE NIM! an enraged Lord Scionious screamed. Wait a minutewe just whack these things once and they poof just like that? Bloo asked confused (Talk about anti-climatic :P), And to think Wilt wasted so much oxygen A pig ran towards Bloo, but he whacked it with a nearby rake, causing it to vanish as well. Coco whacked six more coming after her in kung-fu style with a frying pan. Ed torched seven more while squeezing his eyes shutout of terror. Frankie clicked her torch at six of them while shouting manically, HOWS THAT FEEL, FAT BORGS! (Instead of fat boys lol :P)
Now only five remained for each combatant. Lord Scionious cackled, Unluckily for you, these Sir Ramsalotaehshave SPECIAL powders! Bloo was confused by the sixth word in his statement, “…What?”
First, THE PIG OF MIGHT! The pig in front of Bloo grew muscular and stood on two legs.
Second, THE PIG OF STONE! The pig in front of Ed transformed into a large mountain-shaped stone with red eyes, a pig snout and pig eyes.
Third, THE PIG OF FIRE! The pig in front of Coco transformed into a seven foot dragon.
Fourth, THE PIG OF WIND! The pig in front of Wilt just grew large jetpacks and its nose transformed into a small fan.
Finally, and lastly, the FIFTH pigWATER AND WOLVERINES! The pig in front of Frankie transformed into a floating ball of water with a mouth and razor sharp teeth. Frankie just moaned, Why did I get the worse one?
The newly transformed monsters surrounded the friends and crew member. Oh this is just great! Frankie snapped sarcastically, How do we get outta this one!
Yes, how will they get outta that one? Well find out soon enough.
TREGUS: Or will we…?
…Where did ‘you’ come from?
TREGUS:(Dramatically) …Science fiction!
(T.T)
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