Foster’s Porn Story: THE DOCTOR IS IN Chapter 3
Well nownot to fear, chapter three is here! This is where things start to get a little more eerie.
CHAPTER THREE
A half an hour later, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, and Bloo, were clearly disobeying the curfew, staying up watching TV, although they were flipping through channels. Uh, guys, I dont think we should up this late. Mr. Herriman said- Ah, who cares what that fuzz ball says? Hes always trying to oppress us and make life harder than rocks. Bloo interrupted. Cococococococo! Coco snatched the remote from Bloo, prompting him to say, “Hey! I was still flipping!”Coco flipped through channels herself until she found a program she found suitable…one with the graphics of a crudely drawn 4 year old pictures with dialogue that had very little sense or intelligence. The others gave Coco the stare of confusion, as they were utterly confused by the concept of programwith the exception of Ed, who seemed fascinated by it. Okayuh, Ill go get popcorn. Wilt stated. Wait, let me come too. Bloo said. Si. Come back soon. Ed added.
Wilt and Bloo left the room and headed for the kitchen. When they got there, they heard a strange noise outside. Waitdo you hear that? Wilt asked Bloo. Hear what? Bloo responded. Listen. Wilt whispered. There was silence. After a few seconds, they could hear what sounded like the banging of a hammer and a hack saw in motion, along with a chain saw. Sounds like someones building something…but, like it’s a saw rave or something… Bloo suggested. Then they walked towards the hallway. Its coming from that direction. Wilt pointed towards the foyers front door. As they walked towards the front door the noise grew louder ad louder. Once Bloo and Wilt were in front of the front doors, they noticed that it was nailed shut, with crudely designed wood nailed and somehow glued to it as well. Wilt and Bloo were becoming spooked by this. Uh, maybe theres a thunder-storm watch tonight? Bloo suggested nervously. Wilt walked towards the window and look out it. The night sky was lit with stars. But he also noticed someone out side, doing something on a work bench. The person was silhouetted by the night, but he or she looked a lot like Mr. Herriman, but his body image looked somewhat distorted. Mr. Herriman ? Bloo asked himself, Whats he doing out there? Oh wait, lemme guess, building a huge ginormous sign that says Rules Rule or maybeits the biggest rule of all rules that he planning to use to complete his dynamic pyramid scheme of all schemes! Shh, quiet Bloo. Lets just go through the back door and asked him calmly what his is doing.
Wilt and Bloo exited through the back door and walked towards Mr. Herrimans construction site. They went up closer and closer until they were about a foot away from him. Wilt asked, Um, Mr. Herriman, pardon us but what are you doing out here late at night? I thought you said there was a curfew. But Mr. Herriman didnt seem to even acknowledge their existence. Hey, Mr. H! What rule are you working on this time, huh? Not to use a hack saw at night or little hairy tarantulas will eat your hair? Or should I say, fur! Wilt covered Bloos mouth. Mr. Herriman? Is everything okay, or Mr. Herriman put down his saw on his workbench. Wilt and Bloo waited for a response. Then suddenly Mr. Herriman revealed himself from the darkness, only to be a hideous and were-wolf-like bunny monster! He screamed at Bloo and Wilt in an odd, high pitched version of his voice, COOKIES MUST EAT MANGA ZOOLAS OF THE NIM the rest of his speech was gibberish, and could not be understood.
Wilt and Bloo screamed out of terror. Wilt ran for his life, while Bloo was hanging on to Wilts neck, unwittingly cutting off some of Wilts oxygen. Then Wilt accidentally crashed into a tree. The force was so great that Bloo was flung from Wilts neck onto a nearby trampoline, which sent Bloo flying upwards until he hit his head against the bottom of a balcony, then crashed back down on the trampoline and landed right next to Wilt, dazed and unable to move
I decided that the fate of Bloo and Wilt is to remain a mystery until the next chapter. But I will say this: This story isnt over by a long-shot! So now you can send me more of thosetenderdeliciousreviews.
SPONGEBOB: (Gasp) You just want your hands on the Review secret formula! And I bet its not even your birthday tomorrow.
And I thought you were intelligent. Anyways, Ill be back, most likely tomorrow.
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