Foster’s Porn Story: THE DOCTOR IS IN Chapter 15

OhmyGAWD.

IM. FINALLY. BACK

Yes, I am here. After a vacations worth of no new chapters I am back. I feel really bad for being out this long too. So as an act of atonement, I will place this carnivorous earwig in my head. (Inserts earwig in ear) Hmmtickles a littleAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! OH, ITS EATING THE BACK OF MY EYES! AAHHHHHH! NOW IT’S TELLING ME BAD KNOCK KNOCK JOKES AND WHY GLAZED SLIUDGE PUDDING IS POISONOUS BEYONG ALL REASONING! ESPECIALLY IF YOU DRESS UP AS A NINJA, DO A HANDSTAND, AND SING THE LYRICS TO “HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME” BACKWARDS! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! YAAAAAHHH!

IVAN: Hm, well I guess Ill take over until he gets back from the hospital. Oh and BTW, this is still the IQ Bot 3000. I decided to change my name to Ivan to make it sound more formal.

CHAPTER FIFTEEN

The friends and crew member stood between the newly transformed pigs, which were ready to tear them apart. Now the Pig Gods will punish you, just like how Venus punished the Minotaur! Frankie was confused and a little frustrated, What are you talking abo- ATTACK! The Pig of Fire breathed fire on all of them at the same time. They all jumped out of the way, barely dodging the inferno. Then the Pig of Might slammed his fists into the ground, causing an Earthquake, which sent them all flying into the air. However, it was a mistake for the pig; they were in front a balcony high up the house. Wilt grabbed the balcony, then grabbed Frankie, Eduardo and Coco, slowly dragging them into the balcony. He tried to catch Bloo, but Bloo was too far from his reach. BLOO! the four shouted out of surprise and concern, but Bloo fell back down. But he landed on the Pig of Fires head, dazing it.

Soon Bloo was confronted by the Pig of Wind. The Pig spun its fan at high speed, blowing Bloo away, but towards the Pig of Stone. He took advantage of the Pigs sturdy body and held on to the Pigs ears. The Pig didnt seem to care, only shifting his eyes to look up at Bloo. Shift to suck now, Scionious ordered the Pig of Wind “Before Zoolas decides to discontinues our funding for exploding pudding!” The Pig of Wind began to suck Bloo towards itself. Bloo picked up a rock and threw it at the Pigs head, dazing it momentarily. Taking advantage of this moment as well, Bloo jumped onto the Pigs back and rode it up to the balcony, then dropped the pig, which fell to the ground, although he didnt see if it survived or not.

Bloo! Youre okay! Wilt pointed out happily. Oh, really? Bloo smiled in a smug manner. Well, since you put the flying pigs in a daze, they cant get us now! Frankie said. Unfortunately she jinxed it. The Pig of Water and Wolverines levitated its way up to the balcony. While everyone stared at the Pig bugged-eyed, Frankie slapped her own face, Oh, crud. she murmured to herself. The Pig exhaled a smaller ball of water, which when it hit the side of the wall, caused a near massive explosion. GREAT SWEET UNCLE OF THE HOLY GRAIL! Wilt exclaimed. The Pig exhaled another waterbomb (As it is now deemed. :P) which was coming towards the balcony. As fast as they all could, the friends and crew member ran into the room and then out into the hallways. Of course, when they reached the door to the hallway, they heard the near ear-splitting explosion once again. They could also hear a faint, “ON YUHKSON! ON SLASHER! ON MASHEERR! BRING THEM TO ME!“

As they ran down the hallways, they knocked over any standing object they found in an attempt to block the Pigs path.

Eventually, the five made it to the room owned by the four friends. The all jumped in, and Bloo locked the door as soon as everyone was in. Whew! Bloo wiped his forehead. I dont think HerriLord Scionious will find us here. Wilt pointed out. Lets hope not. Frankie said. Cooco. Coco finally ended. Bloo walked towards the computer and clickd away. Well, now what? Frankie asked the other three friends, We lost our weapons, we havent found out Lord Whats-his-faces weakness yet, and were holed up in here. Wilt added, Plus, theres a flying bubble spitting bombs at us. He could poke someones eye out with those! Cocococococo. Coco said. Hmmwell, we could try potatoes? Ed suggested. What? Hows that gonna work? Frankie asked softly but confused, trying to keep Ed from freaking out. Ummmaybe hes afraid of potatoes? HmmI dont know Ed, Wilt said, Maybe we should try something a little more bigger. Like ummermbeach balls? Frankie shook her head, I dont think thatll work. “Cococococo?” “Pfft, yeah,” Frankie responded sarcastically, “That’ll definetly work on that flying monster.”

The constant clicking that Bloo was doing was starting to annoy Frankie, Bloo, what are you doing? Why havent you tried to think of something? Because, Bloo started, but didnt finish. Yeah? Frankie asked again. Because Because Because Because Bacaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuusssssssss.. WHAT! JUST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVEN- Frankie suddenly stopped herself and covered her mouth, knowing Lord Scionious would hear. Im sorry. She said to the other four friends who held their ears originally. Then Frankie whispered in an angry fashion, Why havent you thought of anything yet! Because Im bussssssssyyyyyy! Stop doing that! Frankie whispered again. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Because Lord Sci- Huuuuuuh? Lord Scio- Whaaaaaaat? Lord Sc- Whyyyyy? Lord Sci- Wherrrrreeeeee? Frankie began to clench her fists and grit her teeth again, Lord Scionious will- Hooooow? How? Frankie asked confused. Listen, could you PLEASE speak louder, you sound like an ittey bitty little mouse compared to a stereo on mute.

Frankie was fed up, BECAUSE LORD SCIONIOUS WILL HEAR UUUUSSSSSSS! she screamed at the top of her lungs, echoes following afterwards. She covered her mouth tightly with her eyes wide-open. The other three friends just stood there with their eyes wide open. Ed slowly cracked the door and peeked outside. He observed the outside, but found no one there. He closed the door, I guess he didnt hear us. Then Eds tone transformed into a whimpering coward on the verge of crying, Or maybe he hasnt gotten here yet! Ed shivered; Wilt patted him on the back and said in comfort, Its ok Ed, maybe he hasnt heard us. Frankie walked over to Bloo and looked at the computer screen. He was doing a search on for How to give a crazy mastermind rabbit a taste of his own medicine. Frankie sighed exasperated, Ya know Bloo, although I doubt anything will come up for that search, if you were looking up how to beat Lord Scionious in the first place, why didnt you just tell me and let me save my breathe? Shhh! Bloo said.

Frankie couldnt understand at all what was going on with Bloo. Eventually she gave up, Alright Bloo you win. She sighed, still exasperated. Will Senior Bloo help us? Ed asked. Maybe not now, at least. Alright, since we got nothing else to use against Scionious, lets do this. We’ll all go outside, quietly sneak into Mr. Herri-um, Dr. Herri-grrLORD SCIONIOUSSroom, one last time to see if he has any weaknesses. We could’ve missed something there, right? So it’s worth a shot.” “Shot?” Ed asked, before he was able to scream, mistaking for…you know what, Frankie quickly said, “No Ed, not that kind of shot!” “Oh…” “Anyway, I dont think Bloos gonna come. Lets see. Wilt turned to Bloo, Blo- Nope. Bloo quickly answered, rather nonchalantly. Hmmwell I guess thats settled. Wilt concluded. Figures Frankie said, exasperated once again, but reverted to seriousness, Okay then, lets go.

IVAN: Okay, okay, thats enough! I hope you all enjoyed that. Now I suggest you comment on this fic, for you see-

Im baaaaaaackk!

IVAN: What the-! How did you heal so quick!

BonBon Beans!

IVAN:

Anyway, ignore my rude friend.

IVAN: I resent that.

Please review. (Suddenly dressed up as a cat) PLEEAASSSEE! OH PRETTY, PRETTY PLEEEEAAASSEEE?

IVAN: (Buldgy-eyed)WHY ARE YOU DRESSED UP AS A FELINE!