Foster’s Porn Story: Im Your Number One Fanfiction Chapter 1

Summary: The
Imaginary Friends discover fanfiction. Will they brace themselves for
the horrors inflicted upon them? Please leave a review after reading.

Disclaimer: I
dont Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, except Glee (who is my
OC).

Note: All the
stories and the authors mentioned in this fic are made-up, any
resemblance to actual stories or people are coincidence.

Im
Your Number One Fanfiction

-Chapter 1: The
Discovery-

It was another day at Fosters Home for Imaginary
Friends. Frankie Foster was busily surfing in the Internet, looking
for a website that might interest her. Soon she came across a certain
website she hasnt seen before.
Hey, whats this?
Frankie said aloud as she read the sites
address. Hmm, wonder whats it about?
She was
about to click a link when she heard Mr. Herriman, her grandmas
six-foot-all rabbit, was barking an order outside her door.
Miss
Frances! There is a mess in the kitchen that needs to be cleaned up
at once. Go tend to it now! he called.
Ill be in there in
a couple of seconds, I just found a
Miss Frances!
Okay!
Im coming!
As Frankie grudgingly marches out her room, a
blue Imaginary Friend named Bloo, bumps into her room.
Oh, hey,
Frankie, whats up? he asked.
Fine, Frankie responded.
Listen, Bloo. Can you watch my computer for a minute? I came
across this website and it looks interesting. But I have to go do
something in the kitchen for a while, so can you make sure nobody
messes around my computer?
Sure, okay! Bloo replied
enthusiastically.
Frankie then points a threatening finger at his
face. And that includes you. If I come back and saw my computer
damaged in any certain way, I will be sure you wont be able to sit
down for two weeks.
Frankie, Frankie, Frankie. You dont
trust me? I promise I wont let anything bad happen to your
computer, Bloo said innocently. And if something bad did happen
to it, you can hang me outside the window in the tallest room by my
toes.
You dont have any toes, Frankie said after a
pause.
Bloo pouts then Frankie walks out the room. Bloo then goes
over her computer and sat down.
Lets see what this website
has got Frankie so interested, he said to himself.
What ever that means I think its a stupid
name for a website.
He clicks on something, and site showed him
a page full of lists of cartoon show titles. His eyes widened when he
saw Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends among the
titles.
Oh, my gosh! he gasped. Wilt! Eduardo! Coco! Come
here, you gotta see this!
A tall red Imaginary Friend named
Wilt, a big purple hairy Friend named Eduardo, and a plant-plane-bird
Friend named Coco enter the room.
See what, Bloo? Wilt
asked.
Look what I found! Bloo pointed the Fosters
title for all to see.
Co co co co co co co co co? Coco
asked.
I dont why its there. What do you say we check it
out?
Si! Si! Eduardo said.
Sure, why not? Wilt
agreed.
Co co!
Bloo clicks on the title and it showed
them another page with a column of titles and summaries.
Hey,
what are these? Bloo asked, looking awe.
Cool! I think
theyre stories, they heard a voice behind them. They all turned
to see a small green optimistic (yet a bit air-headed) Imaginary
Friend named Glee, looking at the computer too.
Glee! What are
you doing here? Bloo asked her.
I live here, she replied
cheerfully.
Oh. But I didnt see you come in; where did you
come from?
My creator.
Never mind, Bloo sighed
in frustration. I didnt call you here, Glee. Go away.
Why?
Because I didnt call you to come
here.
Why?
Because!
Because
what?
Because youre not very bright!
Glee looked
puzzled. Why am I in the dark?
Never mind, you can stay
with us, Bloo said through his teeth. Lets just check what
these stories are. Lets read this one first.
Bloo
clicked on a story titled.

Heart for a
Friend
By: MacIsHawt

MacIsHawt??
Jeez, they must have some serious issues, Bloo chuckled.
Um
excuse me, but Im not really sure if we could– Wilt began but
everyone hushed him. Im sorry.

Eighteen-year-old
Goo is alone. So alone and helpless. So alone she didnt know what
to do. She wondered if the person she loved ever loved her back.

Eduardo suddenly
burst out crying, to everyones surprise.
Dont cry,
Eduardo, Im sure Goo isnt like that, Wilt tries to calm his
crying friend.
Look on the bright side, its just a story,
Glee said.
Always the optimistic one, arent you, Glee?
Bloo smirked.
Co co co, co co co co, Coco said
frowning.
So, what if Goo is eighteen? Like Glee said, its
just a story?

Goo had no one
to talk about her feelings, not even her parents. That night, Goo was
standing at the highest roof of Fosters, looking all around the
houses below. Wondering if she could jump off to stop the pain.

Dont jump,
Goo! Wilt screamed, frightening Eduardo. Sorry.

Before she can
even get over the railing, she heard a cool voice speaking, What
are you doing here, Goo?
She gasped and turned around. No, it
cant be! But its him! Its her true love!

Who?
Sorry?
Si?
Co co?
Huh?

I didnt
know you cared, Goo said to him. I always care about you, Goo,
he said. Mac lifts her chin and then kisses her.

The reaction from
each Friend was unbelievable. Eduardos jaw dropped; Coco, in her
shock laid an egg; Wilts good eye widened; Glee beamed, and Bloo
gasped.
Hey! Take your hands off Mac, Goo! the blue Friend
shouted.

Goo pulled away
from the kiss.

Ha! Take that!

But she eagerly
returned the kiss, but much more passionately.

Awww, they so
cuuuuute! Eduardo cooed.
Co co co! Coco agreed.
Yuck,
that is as cute as Wilt taking Frankie to her prom, Bloo remarked,
disgusted at the story hes reading.
Wilts good eye widened.
How did you know that?
Know what? Bloo turns to the
tall friend.
Oh, nothing.

Mac, I
Yes, Goo? I I I love you! Then the young woman
jumps on Mac, kissing him and tearing at his clothes.

Wow, Bloo! Goo
is getting wild over your creator, Glee said.
Si, I never
had crazy lady kissing me and tearing me clothes, said
Eduardo.
This no it cant be true, Bloo looks
shocked. I mean, there are a lot of Macs, right?

But, Goo
what if Bloo comes along and sees us like this? Mac asked
worriedly.

Nope, its the
same Mac; Im sorry, Bloo, Wilt said.

Never mind
about Bloo, ickle Mackkie-poo. Let us spend this night together, just
the two of us, Goo replied seductively.

Ickle
Mackkie-poo? the imaginary friends asked in unison.

And that night,
Mac and Goo were lost in their deep intimate passion.

Thud!

Bloo! Are you
okay? Wilt asked as he tries to wake up Bloo, who fell off the
chair and fainted.
Is it over? Bloo asked, looking sick.

The next day,
Mac and Goo confessed their love to their friends and everyone threw
a big wedding in honor of the couple. Mac and Goo got married and
have three kids. With Bloo marrying Berry. The End.

Co co co co co
co co, Coco said in awe.
I agree, Glee said.
How
could Mac do this to me? Bloo cried in horror. How could he
leave me for some girl! I thought were supposed to be best friends
forever!
Bloo, its just a story; its not real, Wilt
told him.
Can we read another, please? Eduardo begged.
As
long it doesnt have to do with Goo removing Macs clothes,
Wilt said with a shudder.
Ooh, how about this one? Glee
pointed to another story.
Bloo got back on the chair and clicked
on the story.

TBC