Foster’s Porn Story: Some Things Never Change – Chapter 1

This story takes
place a few hours before Operation I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S. and is a
fluffy little story about Kuki and Wally. I mainly wrote this because
I felt that Kuki had gotten so serious over the years, and I was sure
that Wally could cure her of that.

I do not own the
wonderful show about our friends in the KND, and if I did it would
still be going, cause I would never, ever give it up. Also,
thered be way more 3/4.

I hope you like it!

-ffnetgoddess

Kuki Sanbans
office was located inside the head of a giant, metal Rainbow Monkey.
The room was filled to the ceiling with the multicolored stuffed
toys, even those that hadnt been released to the public yet. When
she was young, this would have been her paradise, but she was now an
adult, and these trivialities brought her no joy. This was her
workplace.

There
was no time for play.

She
was sitting behind her rounded desk on a hot July afternoon, the sun
beating down on her back through the glass eyes of the giant monkey.
Kuki absently turned on the fan simply by clapping twice, then went
back to working on the payroll for the entire worldwide corporation.
It was an important job, and someone had to do it.

Ms.
Sanban, her secretarys bored voice sounded through the intercom
on her desk. Someones here to see you.

Kuki
sighed. Is it important?

A
mans voice this time. I should think Im pretty important to
you, Kuki.

She
groaned slightly, but couldnt completely suppress an automatic
smile at the sound of his voice.

She
pressed her finger back on the talk button. Send him in.

Her
offices massive door creaked open and in walked her husband,
Wallaby Beetles. Doctor Wallaby Beetles, as he know liked to
be called.

I
know I tell you this all the time he began in his Australian
accent, eyeing the stuffed toys lining her walls. But I hate these
cruddy Rainbow Monkeys.

Sometimes
I hate them, too, Kuki replied.

Wally
laughed and walked up to her desk, then hoisted himself up onto it.
Now, I dont believe that for a second. Theyve been your life
since we were kids.

Well,
theyre still my life. But now its work. Just like those papers
youre sitting on.

He
didnt move. Whatcha doin?

Working
on the payroll, Ms. Sanban said with a bored expression.

Ugh,
Wally gagged. Cruddy math. I always hated it. Brain surgerys
more my bag.

Sure.
She smiled. I dont think you would have hated math if you hade
been any good at it.

He
laughed again. She could always make him laugh. I cant argue
with you there. I used to think one plus one was eleventy or
somethin!

Im
pretty sure you thought it was Q. Kuki shut her laptop so
she could better enjoy the conversation. But you werent nearly
the idiot I was back then.

You
crazy? her husband scoffed. Thats like saying Yales
better than Harvard. He was always quick to drop a Harvard
reference.

Kuki
stared at her husband. Yale is awesome, and you know it, she
said, being a proud graduate of the home of the Bulldogs.

Yeah,
yeah. He ruffled her hair condescendingly, shaking it out of its
tight bun. Back to the point, you were not dumber than me when we
were kids.

She
sighed and pulled her hair band off to redo the bun. I was a total
ditz. Those silly toys were all I ever thought about.

Wallaby
smiled proudly. And me, of course.

Kuki
pushed him off the desk.

Dont
flatter yourself. You had the most enormous crush on me for six
years.

Wally
blushed from where he was now sitting on the marble floor.

And
you only built up the confidence to ask me out once you got taller
than me. Kuki snorted at the memory.

Wally
got a dreamy look in his eyes as he remembered that day. He had put
off asking her for six years, and the height thing had been his way
of stalling. Hed told himself that as soon as he was tall enough,
hed go right up to her and ask her to go to a movie. She chose the
movie and theyd seen Rainbow Monkeys Fantastical Lovey-Dovey
Adventures In Space, but it was still the greatest day in his
teenaged life.

Hmm
he chuckled inwardly. You were so cute back then.

I
know, I know- What happened? Kuki rolled her eyes, guessing
his next sentence.

What?
No. Youre still adorable. He smiled as her cheeks turned red.
Its just, you were so happy and carefree. It bugged the crud
outta me, but oddly enough, it was my favorite thing about you.

Kuki
frowned. Im not like that anymore, am I? Im always so
serious. She got up and plopped herself down next to him on the
ground.

Not
always. You just have a lot of stress to deal with around here.
Wally put his arm around her shoulder.

She
rested her head on his. Im surrounded by stuffed animals all
day. Youve got sick people and brains and sharpthingies. How
are you always so calm?

He
shrugged slightly, careful not to move her in any way. Always have
been. Maybe Im still too dumb to be anything else, he joked.

Maybe.
Kuki grinned. Wally kicked her foot.

She
laughed. She was so happy around him; ever since the day they met he
could always make her smile. Milestones of their relationships
flashed through her mind. The first time hed said I love you
to her- sure, he was pretending to be her stuffed toy, Mr. Huggykins,
but there was some truth in the phrase; their first kiss- a kiss is
still a kiss weather youre a zombie or not; their first date and
that awful, awful movie; when he proposed to her, and that hed
passed out beforehand from being so nervous; and their wedding, his
explanation for his extremely long vows being that he was trying to
express how much he loved her, despite the fact that words could
never do that. Who cared about the silly Rainbow Monkeys?

Wallaby
Beetles was her life now, and always would be.

Well,
his voice broke into her thoughts. Wed better get goin. We
got that fake interview with Father in a few hours, and Numbuh 5
called me to tell us to meet her and Numbuh 2 at the old tree house
to plan for it. He stood and offered his hand to his wife. She
took it and he pulled her up.

That
should be fun. Kuki giggled at the thought of tricking the KNDs
nemesis into rocketing out of this end of the galaxy. And then
Numbuh 1s coming home?

Yup.
Finally. They exchanged an excited glance before walking down the
fancy red carpet to her office door, hand in hand.

Wally
grabbed the handle to open it, but first looked back to Kuki.

I
love you, Numbuh 3, he said seriously.

She
grinned. She lifted herself onto her toes to plant a kiss on his
lips.

When
she pulled away, she giggled and said, I love you too, Numbuh 4.

And
that was something that would always stay the same.

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I
actually really like how this turned out. I just love these two, and
theyre one of my favorite TV couples of all time.

Please
review! If you have any constructive criticism, please say it nicely,
or Ill cry. Seriously.

I
would love to do some more 3/4 stories, if you want. Any ideas for
another one would be appreciated.

Also,
Im curious about one last thing

In
Operation I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S., when Numbuhs 2 and 3 were sitting
together were any of you guys holing your breath, thinking No,
no, no, this cant be happening, oh my god why isnt she with
Numbuh 4?

And
then at the end when he said Would you mind huggin your own
wife instead of mine, you breathed a sigh of relief and went all
tingly inside?

Cause
I did. It was the scariest experience ever.

They
so did that on purpose