Foster’s Porn Story: Know your stars – Chapter 17

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Chapter
17

Red

The
stage was in complete pandemonium after Beavis and Buttheads act.

He he, whoa that was cool. Said Beavis.

Uh
huh huh, yeah we completely screwed everything up. Said Butthead.

Will
you two get out of here? asked Mac. (Who is still naked and in a
cage.)

Uh,
whoa, check it out Beavis, that kids naked and in a cage.

He
he, whoa, thats cool.

You
guys think its COOL!

Uh,
uh huh huh, yeah.

Mac
was silent.

Can
we please get on with the show? asked the announcer.

Not
until these two leave! Mr. Herriman said.

Dont
make us leave, please.

Lemme
guess your pencils are hard? asked Frankie.

They
laughed.

Uh,
no we just want to stay, he he.

I
say we let em stay! Madame Foster shouted. (rhyme!)

But
madame-

No
buts, they snapped Duchesss neck, weve all wanted for something
like that to happen, even if it didnt kill her.

I
wish. Bloo whispered.

I
heard that, and as punishment for this you will all move out of the
house, so declares the Duchess!

You
cant do that! Bloo shouted.

Yeah!
Wilt, Coco, and Ed shouted.

I
can because I am the- She was cut off by Beavis, who kicked her
out the door.

Leave,
fart-lady, he he!

I
WILL GET YOU FOR THIS! she yelled as she flew out.

Everybody
just stared at them, and then they praised the guys.

Eh,
whats going on here, uh huh huh. Butthead asked.

Do
you realize how many people had the guts to do what you guys just
did?

Eh
he he, no. Beavis said.

Not
many. Wilt stated.

Beavis
and Butthead, for temporarily getting rid of that pain in the ass we
cal Duchess we thank you. Mr. Herriman proudly said.

Um, okay, he he.

And
anytime you guys want to come to Fosters, you just come on down!
Madame foster shouted.

Yes!

Cool!

Can
we please just get on with the show!

Keep
your pants on. Butthead stated.

Yeah,
he he, pants, he he.

Everybody
went backstage, and the red guy came out.

Finally,
it Reds turn!

Know
your stars, know your stars, know your stars.

Red
star!

Red,
OMFG hes Freddy Krueger!

What,
Red not crazy nightmare killing person!

Run
everybody, its Freddy!

RED
NOT FREDDY, RED IS RED!

Red,
his real name is Fred.

Reds
name is Red!

Hows
it going, Fred?

RED
IS RED!

Fred,
hates flowers!

What,
Red like flowers, and my name is Red!

Fred,
you flower hater.

REDS
NAME IS RED, AND RED LIKE FLOWERS!

Red,
he called the unicorns girly again.

What,
Red no- (he suddenly stops)- yes Red, think horn horsies are very
girly.

The
unicorns appear on stage, Red walked up to them.

Hello
girly horsies, hows the girly stuff going, are your girly lives
good, (basically he just keeps going on about calling them girly and
junk like that)

Ps.
Im backstage, making him do that with my author powers.

The
unicorns were
VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
angry.

Theres
a hole at Fosters because this guy just dug his own grave! One
of the unicorns yelled before they all went and started to well I
cant say it for a story that has this rating.

Now
you know Fred.

RED
IS RED!

Well
I got done with it, next up is Terrance.